Nothing Like an After-Sex Compliment - by Kenny Write

Nothing Like an After-Sex Compliment - by Kenny Write
(i am not Kenny Write. it is someone who wishes to remain anonymous. the alias just sounds a lot better. enjoy)

"I see you, and I just want to fuck you…"

ahhhh, how spectacular that sounds coming from the opposite sex. This morning I feel like the mac of all macs, the king of all crash, the biggest poppa that the Notorious BIG would be proud of. Basically, nothing can ruin my mood. I'm the epitome of masculine, and this is all because of the slightest compliment thrown my way from a young ladies lips.

Now, last night I put it down on some little cutie with an ass that tickled my fancy. And when I say I put it down, I mean I laid it down so hard that if her parents had been home, they would have thought that their baby girl was being tortured Hostel style. Her coochie was my canvas, and I made a Dali dream-like world out of it. She came so hard, we would have won best scene at the annual porn awards without even trying. Defeating the likes of Jenna Jameson, Kobe Tai, and of-course, the demigod himself… Peter North. After I cum finally, she's laying comfortably nude under my right arm with her head pressed against my thin chest. That's the moment of all moments. The moment that all my real dudes know about and all the pussy mother fuckers dream about. The moment has come for the after-sex compliment. The moment where she looked up at me with those piercing brown eyes and said the words that made my head look bigger than the dome-piece seen in a throwback "Hey Arnold" episode…

"I could fuck you everyday of my life and be happy…"

Damn…

Now do you realize how hard it is to keep a woman happy? I mean, for a couple of minutes is hard enough. But, for the rest of this girls life? That's some shit…

So yeah, attention all ladies… if you wanna make a man feel good about himself, make him smile in your presence, or just listen to you when you speak every now and then, say some far out shit like what this saint said to me last night. Because sex is complicated, and feelings are even worse. So fuck it girls, even if the dude can't tell your vagina from your asshole, there's no harm in a compliment after the misery is finally over. Even if you don't wanna see the guy ever again, you at least made him feel good. This will avoid all of guys’ whiny questions ranging from "why?" to "how come I’m not good enough?" Not to mention, avoiding pathetic pleas like "I love you", "Don't leave me please", and "I can’t go on without you". To him, that little after-sex compliment said that he'll be OK and he don't need that ass. Even though the sorry mother fucker probably does.

I'm just chucking thoughts around but fuck a cigarette; I'd rather hear a girl tell me I have the biggest cock they've ever had inside of them after sex.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot… Attention all guys: If you have never heard one of these after-sex compliments or doubt they even exist, you either fuck like a vegetable or date the coldest fucking women with no souls that you can possibly find.

Now excuse me while I go lay down and bask in my glory.
An after-sex compliment… Nothing on this rock called earth like it.

"I've came before…but never…never like that before. You are incredible…"

True Story,

Kenny Write

obama on the cover of the new yorker

this was written by my dad last monday, so it is a little late. my apologies.

Take a look at the New Yorker cover. It is a satire of the nonsense that is floating around about Barack Obama. In a Newsweek poll, 12%of Americans said they thought Obama was a Muslim, 19% said Obama was sworn in to the Senate using a Koran instead of a bible. Neither, of course, is true.

The cover, which came out Monday, created a firestorm yesterday on all the cable shows, websites and blogs. The magazine shows Obama in the Oval Office draped in traditional Muslim attire. His wife, Michelle, is pictured with an Afro hairstyle and a machine gun slung over her back. A portrait of Osama Bin Laden hangs over the fireplace where an American flag is burning.

Critics argued that instead of satire, the cover reinforced the misperceptions at best and was offensive at worst.

My take: can we be serious here? Do we really think the New Yorker imagines Obama a terrorist and his wife a militant? As far as it being misconstrued, a few things:

1. Those who already believe this nonsense about Obama were never going to change their mind, so this cover is of no consequence. [Besides, I can probably count the number of people who read the New Yorker in West Virginia on one hand.)

2. Those who know better will be unaffected.

3. That leaves those who are smart enough to know better but may not. That group will not see this cover in their mailbox or on the newsstand. They will see it talked about on cable television or read about it their newspaper. And, in this context, the satire will be clear. In other words,this helps rather than hurts Obama.

Besides, what are we, Islamic fundamentalists? Are we offended by freedom of speech? Can we finally discuss the issues that matter, like getting our of Iraq, solving the financial meltdown, and getting everyone health care?

happy birthday meyo

it's meyos birthday, and he's upset that i haven't written anything in a while. so, meyo, here's my gift to you.

i'm going to skip my reviews. wanted and hancock were good. we now know why brad pitt left jennifer aniston for angelina jolie. go see those movies.

instead, i would like to get some opinions on the latest sports announcement (at least to my knowledge). last week, nhl commissioner gary bettman approved a game to be played at wrigley field on new years day. the chicago blackhawks will host the detroit red wings. this will only be the third nhl game to be played outdoors.

i personally think this is a great idea. it mixes things up a bit, adds some spice that the nhl needs. not only will it be freezing outside, but i feel that it will add a cheering aspect like we have in the nfl (fans with painted bodies, half naked, and not caring about anything but their team). i'm not much of a fan of hockey, but i would love to watch a professional game outdoors. now they have to adjust to weather conditions and also playing at a baseball field.

who knows, maybe the knicks will decide to play a game at yankee stadium next season. couldn't really hurt them, now could it?

i would like to hear some opinions on the nhl decision.

-steve

i leave you with a political note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnb2IrsU1Cg