review of the ruins

this movie is one of those fucked up, you look at the person next to you and say what the fuck was that shit and they say i have no fucking idea (i'm pretty sure that conveys the dialogue). so these kids go to these ruins in mexico, and apparently the bushes are lethal. not only are they lethal, but they can sing, imitate noises, fuck with your head, grab people and drag them, slide into people open cuts and move around in your body, then start eating your body, grow at an exponential speed, and probably cook dinner too (just kidding about the dinner, but that'd be cool).

i was going to tell you what happened, but i just re-read my review and it's too suspensful. but, it was a rather exciting flim and it kept me on my feet. if you like bloody movies, you'll shoot yourself over this one! i know, bad joke. sorry.

upcoming topics to be discussed:
significance of babe (the movie about the pig)
top 5 athletes who are criminals
a lesson in scrap metal.. i saved the most exciting for last.

blade and bed.